bearybuns:

i forgot i named my town in animal crossing my butt so when i started it up it said “Preparing My Butt” and i shouldn’t have laughed as hard as I did.

boku-no-poltergeist:

strong pokemon team., no. use the cute ones

pettyartist:

sleepingwithpiercethemice:

serotonical:

How to break out of a zip-tie- potentially life-saving information

sexualfavours:

i cannot believe this happened on UK tv

(Source: thatwassexual)

readytopanic:

well then

sorryforpartybarackin:

“hey would you take my picture??”

“sure”

*hands you selfie and walks away*

jellyworld:

if you ever get Sad just throw whatever youre holding onto th ground and yell ‘FOOTBALL’ as loud as you can

unclefather:

jesuschristvevo:

would you like some cream cheese on your beagle

keep your cream cheese away from my dog

babyferaligator:

haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch
but mom Im homeschooled

1atula:

elsenliberator:

Pros to naming your future child “Yeehaw”:

• You get to have a kid named fucking Yeehaw

Cons:

• absolutely no drawbacks name your kid Yeehaw

also a pro: being able to angrily yell yeehaw at the top of your lungs in public places whenever your child misbehaves

what-kindofbutlerwouldibe:

Happy birthday, J. Michael Tatum!

~May 25th

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

transhumanisticpanspermia:

DOGE HAS ENCOUNTERED WATRE

(Source: addelburgh)